(where I occasionally write as JakenDoofus) wrote among other things ...
If your children are over draft age, Vote Republican!If you fear that whites are losing ground, Vote Republican
If you don't care if we kill some foreigners to get more oil, and If your SUV is important enough to justify torture, Vote Republican!
If you think having money means being favored by God, Vote Republican!
If you make over 5 million a year, you choice is clear, Vote Republican!
If you think Muslims will invade America, Vote Republican!
If you think healthcare is for the rich, Vote Republican!
If you think Veterans are coddled, Vote Republican!
If you like inflation and unemployment, Vote Republican!
If you think security is more important than liberty, Vote Republican!
If you are worried that we might lose the world lead in incarceration, Vote Republican!
If you like buying foreclosed houses cheap, Vote Republican!
If you like unplanned teenage pregnancies, Vote Republican!
If you think abstinence only works, Vote Republican!
If skin color darker than pale makes you clutch your purse, Vote Republican!
If you're afraid you might commit sodomy if it isn't illegal, Vote Republican!
If you think hurricanes are caused by parades, Vote Republican!
If you hate unions, Vote Republican!