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The Crumbling Coalition of Fanatical Fringe's Stephen Pidgeon

The Randall-Stickneys have announced the membership of their Crumbling Coalition of Fanatical Fringe which mission is: Raise Lotsa Money off of Referendum 71.  

On that list is one Stephen Pidgeon, Esq.  I guess if they're not embarrassed to glom onto the wingnutty Constitution Party, they'll accept about anyone.  Stephen Pidgeon is one, um, interesting individual.  If you:

  • enjoy paranoid tales of black vehicles stalking drama queen attorneys...  
  • want to sample the latest in over-the-top evils LGBT people are being compared to...
  • delight at the thought of hearing how Mr. Pidgeon bilked disgruntled donors of $30,000 on a ridiculous "Obama ain't Amurikun" lawsuit...

    Read on!

  • Freepers Smell a Drama Queen

    On March 25, 2009, Stephen Pidgeon contacted World Net Daily, claiming he was being surveilled by shadowy figures.

    [Pidgeon] reported there were three law enforcement vehicles parked nearby [his home], along with three black Suburban-style vehicles carrying camouflage-wearing agents, apparently from Homeland Security.

    "There's definitely observation," attorney Stephen Pidgeon told WND. "Maybe observation in anticipation of making an arrest."

    Several hours after Pidgeon returned WND's call, he called again.

    "We are definitely under surveillance and it's coordinated with Homeland Security," he said.

    He said one of his associates had been followed from his home to the law firm's downtown office, and the associate was stopped just outside the building.

    "The police officer claimed he didn't have brake lights working," Pidgeon said. "But he does."

    Oooh, spooky!  The implication was that this alleged surveillance was in response to Pidgeon's filing a lawsuit claiming that Obama isn't an American.  The thing is that by this date, his crazy lawsuit had already been dismissed by the Washington State Supreme Court on January 8th.  He finally communicated this in February to his donors after this impatient January 31st post from a donor
    What Happened to Pigeon and $.  We looked through the messages and have seen nothing about Mr. Pigeon and Company to whom we gave money to find documentation. Ed said last week information was coming this weekend or next; now nothing? Not even an optimistic hope?. We like picnics, but we also like some follow up. IS THIS A WASHOUT?
    to shake loose from Pidgeon the pathetic truth that, despite his earlier breathless claims he was "Going to SCOTUS!",...
    The plaintiffs have elected not to make an appeal to the US Supreme Court, but are considering other strategies.

    We have pursued our investigation, and have incurred over $30,000 in billing doing so. A complete dossier will be available as soon as we complete the remaining legs of our investigation.

    Anyone besides me smell a stalling tactic with the donors by claiming DHS is on him?  I hope no one is holding their breath waiting for that dossier to ever appear.  But the real hilarity of it all is that even the Freepers smelled scammy paranoia.
    why would he suspect arrest? without that key piece of information, it doesn't seem right.., by chuck_the_tv_out

    Why is HS bugging this guy about the BC issue? It is not a threat of bodily harm to Odumbo., by indylindy

    Arrested for what?, by mc5cents

    Maybe we should wait to see if anything remotely like this happens first. Given that the birthers have yet to win a single court ruling, I can't see why anyone in power would bother with them. Recall that Clinton left Elian alone until he lost a court ruling., by dirtboy

    I assume he means the Secret Service., by SandyInSeattle

    LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, by unspun

    Its in an email, it must be true.., by mnehring

    At the moment it may be that Pidgeon is letting his imagination play with him or someone is playing mind games with him., by Red Steel

    Neighbors probably getting together and car pooling a bunch of kids to soccer games, thus you have the Suburbans and Uniforms., by mnehring

    Time was, one could to pass this sort of stuff off as paranoia, self-importance, nonsense, media grabbing etc., by Oldpuppymax

    Yeah, I'm not sure how he determined the persons inside were wearing camo, given how heavily tinted the windows are on government security SUVs., by dirtboy

    Wow, when you can't even convince Freepers to suspect Obama of something nefarious, the word FAILURE comes to mind.

    So Over the Top, You'll Expect Him to Break Out in Song!

    Esquire Pidgeon will do great things for The Crumbling Coalition of Fanatical Fringe.  Imagine the support he'll rally for the cause by telling a Washington public that overwhelmingly supports domestic partnerships and marriage equality:

    President Obama supports an enhanced version of the Employment Non-Discrimination Act ("ENDA")...This means that erotic desires, fantasies, and spontaneous feelings toward, homosexuality, bisexuality, cybersex, incest, pedophilia, necrophilia, polygamy, bigamy, sodomy, bestiality, prostitution, fetishism, transvestitism, even arguably wife-beating, will become protected under federal law against discrimination in employment.  

    President Obama has further expressed his intent to expand "hate crimes legislations, which includes enacting "hate speech" laws...This law means that a person practicing homosexuality, bisexuality, cybersex, incest, pedophilia, necrophilia, polygamy, bigamy, sodomy, bestiality, prostitution, fetishism, transvestitism, even arguably wife-beating, will be able to bring a prosecution against a person who makes a phone call, sends a text message, makes a Facebook entry or a website post, sends an email or a letter/newsletter that in the eyes of the person offended is likely to expose them to hatred or contempt.

    Yeah, he'll make a nice bridge to the average Washington voter.  Get that man a megaphone, please!!!

    And in Closing...

    There's so much more to say about this curious man, but we'll close for now with this excerpt from Esquire Pidgeon's professional website.

    Human Rights Roster
    God-Given Rights
    A partial roster

    The right to property
    The right to be free from the theft of our property;
    The right to be free from the theft of our houses;
    The right to be free from the theft of our marriages;
    The right to be free from the theft of our employees;
    The right to be free from the theft of our means of production;
    The right to be free from the theft of our families;
    The right to be free from the theft of everything else that rightfully belongs to us;

    The right to marriage and family
    The right to be free from adultery;
    The right to honor our mothers;
    The right to honor our fathers;

    The right to self-defense
    The right to be free from interference with our houses;
    The right to be free from interference with our spouses;
    The right to be free from interference with our employees;
    The right to be free from interference with our means of production;
    The right to be free from interference with anything that rightfully belongs to us;

    Let me guess, there are camouflaged men in black SUVs just outside, waiting to steal your houses and your family and your marriage and your employees and allow your wife to cuckold you...

    Gary and Larry?  THANK YOU!!!  May the rest of your coalition be just as beneficial to the forces of civil equality as is Mr. Stephen Pidgeon, Esq.

    Cross-posted at Pam's House Blend.

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