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"To Protect and Serve My Constituents"

Piercing politicians will screw you when you are being good,

Everywhere they go,
Citizens want to know,
Who they are, so we tell them;
They are the hypocrites,
The high and mighty Politician hypocrites.

They will screw you when you are trying to keep your job.
They will screw you when you are driving to your church to help your child.

They are the hypocrites,
The high and mighty Politician hypocrites.
They target the weak,
They target the poor,
They target the disabled,
Until the weak, poor, disabled are no more.

"To Protect and Serve My Constituents"

Piercing politicians will screw you when you are being good,
They will screw you just like they said they could.
They will screw you when you are trying to save your home.
They will screw you when you are on your own defending your domicile.
But you should not feel so on your own,
Since all constituents must get screwed.
Do you love your family?
Do you love your family's home?
Then protect them with bribes
To your county council members.

Everywhere they go,
Citizens want to know,
Who they are, so we tell them;
They are the hypocrites,
The high and mighty Politician hypocrites.
They target the weak,
They target the poor,
They target the disabled,
Until the weak, poor, disabled are no more.

Piercing politicians will screw you when you are being good,
They will screw you when you are trying to keep your job.
They will screw you when you are driving to your church to help your child.
They will screw you when you are banking.
But you should not feel so on your own,
Since all constituents must get screwed.
Do you love your family?
Do you love your family's home?
Then protect them with bribes
To your county council members.

Everywhere they go,
Citizens want to know,
Who they are, so we tell them;
They are the hypocrites,
The high and mighty Politician hypocrites.
They target the weak,
They target the poor,
They target the disabled,
Until the weak, poor, disabled are no more.

Piercing politicians will screw you when you are being good,
They will screw you when you are young and able.
They will screw you when you are old and disable.
They will screw you, then they will say, "our heart breaks for you."
But you should not feel so on your own,
Since all constituents must get screwed.
Do you love your family?
Do you love your family's home?
Then protect them with bribes
To your county council members.

Everywhere they go,
Citizens want to know,
Who they are, so we tell them;
They are the hypocrites,
The high and mighty Politician hypocrites.
They target the weak,
They target the poor,
They target the disabled,
Until the weak, poor, disabled are no more.

Piercing politicians will screw you when you are being good,
They will screw you and then they'll come back to do it again.
They will screw you when you are riding on your magic carpet.
They will screw you when you are playing your trumpet.
But you should not feel so on your own,
Since all constituents must get screwed.
Do you love your family?
Do you love your family's home?
Then protect them with bribes
To your county council members.

Everywhere they go,
Citizens want to know,
Who they are, so we tell them;
They are the hypocrites,
The high and mighty Politician hypocrites.
They target the weak,
They target the poor,
They target the disabled,
Until the weak, poor, disabled are no more.

Piercing politicians will screw you when you are being good,
They will screw you when you are being bad, .
They will screw you and then say, "You are brave."  
They will screw you when you are gone to your grave.
But you should not feel so on your own,
Since all constituents must get screwed.
Do you love your family?
Do you love your family's home?
Then protect them with bribes
To your county council members.

Everywhere they go,
Citizens want to know,
Who they are, so we tell them;
They are the hypocrites,
The high and mighty Politician hypocrites.
They target the weak,
They target the poor,
They target the disabled,
Until the weak, poor, disabled are no more.

Do you love your family?
Do you love your family's home?
Then protect them with bribes
To your county council members.
I fought the good fight;
It needed to be fought all day and all the night;
Held my head up true and tall,
On judgment day before God,
The high and mighty hypocrites will fall.

XXX

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