My wife and I would have just made it in a post I-957 world. But, this is seriously what they're thinking:
This measure would restrict marriage to a male and a female who are capable of having children together. Couples would be required to declare their ability to procreate children together in order to obtain marriage licenses. If a couple failed to procreate children within three years of marriage, their marriage would be subject to annulment. All other marriages would be defined as "unrecognized." Persons in unrecognized marriages would be ineligible to receive any marriage benefits.
Who are they? The Washington Defense of Marriage Alliance. I hope to God this is a joke. Or a bunch of idiots. Either way. Here's the story at the Longview Daily News.
Update [2007-2-5 23:33:33 by emmettoconnell]:: I'm the idiot, but either way, its pretty funny. The guy behind it is making a very good point about how the state Supreme Court is rationalizing state intervention into marriage. But, boy I need to learn how to take a joke.