Washblog

These two events led to almost 18 million of the nearly 60 million elderly Americans now on Social Security losing all their future retirement income; almost 3 million of that 18 million now live in the Miami area, creating a massive homelessness problem that has overwhelmed every community in South Florida.

At today's press event, Halliburton displayed a "block" of the ELDERLY boxes, which combine various pastel colors in a manner that makes them entirely compatible with the Miami "style", and it was easy to see how effective the design will be:

"The boxes open on both ends to make them comfortable in the summer" Furlough told me, "and the people who occupy the boxes in the middle will be very comfortable in the winter as well, thanks to the insulation provided by the boxes on the ends of the rows."

The Social Security Administration plans to distribute "ELDERLY vouchers" throughout South Florida over the next several months in order to provide an organized path to "home ownership" for some of those who lost all they owned in the market collapse; some have suggested that this may be the only asset most of the newly-destitute 18 million Social Security account holders will ever recover.

FEMA's Fromula was enthusiastic about the new partnership: "Once again we've shown, that, given a problem, the free market can provide a solution, and we are grateful to Halliburton for stepping up with ELDERLY technology, and for doing it at the very affordable contract price of under $9500 per unit, including delivery, setup, and assembly. Barring cost overruns, we expect to be able to provide a shelter for every homeless person in Florida for about $3 trillion dollars, assuming that sufficient taxpayer funding can be provided."

AUTHOR'S NOTE: The fine folks at the Campaign for America's Future are thinking about what would happen if Social Security were to be privatized because it's something a lot of Republicans are thinking about right now...and it's something you better be thinking about, too.